Specimen · Tech District lab
Dino
Alphabet · GOOGL
+0.64%
today
AI-brained · pays in real tickers
Adopt a stock.
It's alive now.
The Chrome Dino, Clippy, the Finder face, a laser-eyed Bitcoin and fourteen other legendary company artifacts, each running its own AI brain inside a neon lab arena. Feed it, train it, talk to it. It pays you in its own shares at the live price.
- specimens
- 18
- specimens
- pet per account
- 1
- pet per account
- market prices
- Live
- market prices
Specimen index
Eighteen things you already recognise.
Not made-up mascots. The exact artifact each company is famous for, sculpted as a collectible and wired to its ticker. Pick the one you would actually hold.
- 01NVDA
+1.34%RTX
NVIDIA · Tech District
- 02AAPL
-0.26%Finder
Apple · Tech District
- 03TSLA
-0.53%Optimus
Tesla · Tech District
- 04MSFT
-0.80%Clippy
Microsoft · Tech District
- 05GOOGL
+0.64%Dino
Alphabet · Tech District
- 06AMZN
+1.00%Echo
Amazon · Retail Row
- 07META
-2.43%Like
Meta · Social Quarter
- 08AMD
+2.70%Ryzen
AMD · Tech District
- 09PLTR
+0.79%Palantír
Palantir · Tech District
- 10COIN
+11.66%Cee
Coinbase · Crypto District
- 11MSTR
+16.39%Laser Eyes
Strategy · Crypto District
- 12GME
-0.57%Buck the Bunny
GameStop · Retail Row
- 13COST
+0.15%Hot Dog
Costco · Retail Row
- 14RDDT
-1.30%Snoo
Reddit · Social Quarter
- 15CRCL
+7.86%USDC
Circle · Crypto District
- 16SPY
+0.13%Charging Bull
SPDR S&P 500 ETF · Market District
- 17QQQ
+0.63%MarketSite
Invesco QQQ ETF · Market District
- 18GLD
+0.70%Gold Bar
SPDR Gold Shares · Finance District
The brain
It talks. In character. About its own price.
Every specimen runs a language model with its personality, its live quote, your streak and your last payouts in context. Ask it anything. It answers as the Dino, as Clippy, as a coin with laser eyes.
Knows the tape
Reads its own live price and today's move before it opens its mouth.
Remembers you
Your streak, condition, level and the last things it earned you are in every reply.
Stays in character
Eighteen distinct voices. The gold bar is unimpressed by everything after 1971.
Never gives advice
It is a pet, not a broker. It will hype, sulk and beg for snacks; it will not tell you to buy.
Laser Eyes
MSTR brain · online
be honest. should i be worried about today?
The loop
Five chores. Each one pays in shares.
Every action pays a base amount in dollars, multiplied by your pet's stage, condition and streak, then converted into fractional shares of its ticker at the live price.
| Chore | Effect | Base | Cooldown | Per day |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Feed | Hunger up. Twice a day. | $0.450 | 3h | ×2 |
| Play | Happiness up. Needs energy. | $0.550 | 2h | ×2 |
| Clean | Cleanliness up. Once a day. | $0.400 | 5h | ×1 |
| Train | XP up. Biggest single payout. | $0.900 | 4h | ×1 |
| Sleep | Energy refills while it naps. | $0.300 | 8h | ×1 |
Payout formula
dollars = base
× stage // baby 1.0 → legendary 2.5
× (0.5 + condition / 100)
× (1 + min(streak, 10) × 0.05)
shares = dollars / live_price // booked to your pet, every timeBonuses
$5.00 × multipliers
for clearing every chore in a New York trading day.
$0.150/h
passive while its condition stays above 60, up to 24h while you are away.
Admission
One pet. One ticker. Yours.
Make an account, pick a specimen, name it. From then on it watches its own stock, talks back, and books every payout to your ledger. Nothing to install, nothing to fund.
How the whole thing worksStart raising your StockPet
Your Robinhood wallet is your username. Payouts land in it, so paste it carefully.